What was your holiday haul?

This question is potentially premature for some of you (I spent the first couple of decades of my life celebrating New Year’s with basically the same trappings as U.S.-based commercialized Christmas), but we’re going with it anyway.

I’m not much of a fan of receiving gifts, but in a much-appreciated attempt to declutter, my holiday tradition has morphed into a single secret Santa amid all the siblings/siblings-in-law, and I actually got something worth mentioning: an ugly holiday sweater, but Braves-themed and with a ridiculously garish jersey number/nameplate on the back. Exactly the kind of horrendous thing that I’ll always chuckle about when I remember/see it.

Did you get anything inspired this year? I’m more of a fan of giving gifts than receiving, mostly because I feel like the reverse is true for the vast majority and most gifts are more checking a box of “yep I got a gift for so-and-so” rather than anything meaningful or insightful, but at least I have a ridiculously bonkers sweater now.